I start off today’s episode with a quick tour of my place. It’s a single-bedroom spot in Kreuzberg located on Kottbusser Damm. It’s 40 square meters. I have no idea what that means.

The list of challenges are in! They are as follows:

1. Try to get into the club Berghain
2. Go on a date with a German girl, only speak in German
3. Sunbathe nude in the Tiergarten
4. Ride the S-Bahn ring , drinking a beer at each of the 27 stops
5. Attend Oktoberfest
6. Get a signature from a German footballer
7. Get arrested
8. Rebuild the Berlin Wall
9. Take a picture riding one of the horses on top of the Brandenburg Gate
10. Go to Amsterdam
11. Swim in the Badeschiff
12. Go to the Klub der Republik

It definitely looks like I’ve got my work cut out for me over the next month. Thanks everyone for submitting some challenges! If you’ve got any more, feel free to send them to the @OneMonthHere Twitter account.

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